| In these worrisome days of corporate take-overs, rising unemployment,
world-wide unrest, not to mention how next year's school fees will be found, many
are turning to the more esoteric sciences for guidance and relief from daily burdens.
One such 'science' is that of feng shui, considered by the Chinese to be a system
of laws that govern spatial arrangement and orientation in relation to the flow
of energy, and whose effects are taken into account when siting and designing
buildings. In Chinese culture, the practice of feng shui has been passed
down among generations for over five thousand years. It is based on the Taoist
concept that everything is comprised of energy called Chi. When the Chi in an
environment is not flowing properly, it can cause disharmony. Feng shui works
to balance this energy in order to achieve greater productivity, happiness and
health. If you're planning to build a new house - your dream retirement
home, perhaps - and are considering the use of feng shui to harmonize everything
that will happen in it, then it's definitely best to begin from ground zero, as
it were. Beginning with a drawing of a barren plot of land, your friendly local
feng shui expert will draw up a basic plan of how things should be oriented, both
in relation to the compass points and to eachother. In order to do this properly,
the owner or owners' birth details will help to get things just right. Here in
Thailand, with its not inconsiderable ethnic Chinese minority, not only house
owners but big businesses will frequently employ the use of such an expert to
map out and assist in new ventures. Bearing the above in mind, it was with some trepidation that we took
Phuket's well-known feng shui master, Sin sae Kim Sia, to the magnificent pavilion-style
house of retired Englishman Chris Hill, in Baan Kata, on Phuket's west coast.
We made what was almost a dawn raid on the Baan Kata house, and Sin sae lost no
time in getting a feel for the place. I had earlier given him Chris' birth data,
thus enabling him to have made notes about Chris' destiny and other essential
information. Sin sae began by making notes as to the house's geographical
location and quickly assessed that the west-facing aspect was not perfect for
Chris, though it might be quite OK for someone of a different birth sign. However,
this rather startling initial diagnosis was cushioned by the fact that facing
west, and thus towards the Andaman Sea, was a portent of much good fortune. Brows
were duly mopped. The all-important pool, pool bar and lawn areas were glossed
over and declared to possess "no problem". Well, not a bad start. In
feng shui, the bedroom seems to play an important role - perhaps because of the
amount of time one spends there - and it was Chris' bedroom that next came under
the spotlight. His south-facing bedhead brought a nod of approval from Sin sae
, since the element of fire lacking in Chris' charts would be readily replenished
by facing the 'fire' direction. On the slightly negative side (and this was true
of other bedrooms) was the relationship of the bedhead to the adjoining bathroom;
or , to be more exact, that part of a bathroom on which you sit. Yes, the toilet
bowl. It seems that Chi is unnecessarily drained from us if our heads should rest
too close to such drainage areas. Happily, in this case, Chris' energy could be
restored by moving the bed just slightly to one side. Easily done. Sin sae also
suggested a simple screen be placed between the bed and the bathroom door, also
for energy conservation purposes. The main guest bedroom (there are two) also came under the master's
gaze. The attractive wooden floor in here was not as important as the furniture
and layout. Once again, the point of contention was the adjoining bathroom &
toilet, over which Chris had experienced some grief during a stage in construction
in which he was not present. It was mutually agreed that the centrally placed
toilet bowl, visible to onlookers from within and without the bedroom, would be
moved to where the shower stall currently stands. In turn, the shower would be
moved to a convenient outdoor location. Heads nodded in mutual agreement, almost
as if the building contract might go to Sin sae himself. Moving across
the central outdoor stairway, on this second level, and into the main dining and
lounging pavilion, Chris' Chef Taa produced an enormous plate of sandwiches. They
were readily gobbled up and accompanied by thirst-quenching juices while we chatted
generally about the changes that would make a positive difference to Chris' existence.
Suitably refreshed, Sin sae declared his general approval of this area
and we moved outside to admire the enormous 'deer ears' tree rising up from below
the central stairway. Ah. For some reason I couldn't fathom, trees placed centrally
in a building are not a good idea. This, of course, is where the esoteric often
battles with the practical. Despite the fact that the tree affords very useful
shade to this area, Chris did complain that the leaves were a 'damn nuisance'
and that the tree's days might anyway be numbered. Moving down to swimming pool level - the lowest on the steeply sloping
plot - our advisor informed us that the wide and vaguely Romanesque waterfall
stretching across from Chris' bedroom to his office was OK but, er, would be better
without the water. In fact, more of a wall than a waterfall. This seemed a bit
strange, but the reasoning was that water flowing is alright, but it should first
flow up before it eventually finds its way down again. This feat could be achieved
by placing a set of twin urns either side of the waterfall, having water flowing
up through the urns before cascading down over the side. If the urns, or the water
flowing from them, were to resemble pumpkins, then this would bring nothing but
good luck. To my amazement, Chris fairly readily agreed to this alteration, along
with the suggestion that some kind of glass or crystalline lamp be hung above
the adjacent walkway - for more of that energy-enhancing stuff. It was
now time to inspect the heartland of Chris' palace - the office. Placed conveniently
close to this amenity was Chris' ample cold-beer store. "This could be a
bit closer to the kitchen, " declared our sage. However, since the kitchen
is on the next level up, Chris was politely adamant that the beers would be staying
put. So - - - into the office, where Chris idles away many a late hour enjoying
the odd movie or trying to fathom out the intricacies of the latest super-hi-tech
computer game. Yes, life is tough as a retiree in Phuket. Sin sae deemed very
little to be off kilter in here, though a screen between Chris' computer terminal
and the main door was considered a good 'energy-saving' idea, along with some
adjustment of the main computer desk. Other than that, the only other advice was
to hang a five-sided crystal or glass chandelier from the ceiling. Since Chris
claims no direct links to any royal family and wasn't keen to have his office
looking like Buckingham Palace, an alternative was to place a pink or red multi-faceted
crystal on the shelf above his desk. It looked like some serious crystal-shopping
was in the stars for Chris. To complete the tour, we ventured outside and back up the central stone
staircase to the entrance pavilion. Sin sae was delighted to see the large blue
ceramic urn, within the water garden at the second-level terrace, merrily gurgling
out water from its rim. Lots of good Chi there. The only suggestion was to replace
the catfish, swimming happily in the accompanying pool, with nine carp; one black
and eight red or gold. The resident turtles could remain where they were. Just
before leaving, Sin sae had a thoughtful look around the spacious entrance pavilion
at the upper level. Because 2003 was deemed to be a rather insecure year for property
belonging to people of Chris' birth sign, the master suggested putting a pair
of ghii laen, or horse dragons (with the face of a dragon and the body of a horse),
atop two pillars conveniently supporting a rather splendid wood carving. These
gold-painted horse dragons, only about nine inches tall, are readily available
in local Chinese stores. It was deemed that a pair of these, facing a strategic
westerly direction, would protect the house from any potential hurricane, tidal
wave or earthquake. With that very reassuring final judgement, the master of Chinese
astrology, of which feng shui is just one branch, slipped quietly away to the
remainder of his working day, leaving Chris to ponder on the extent and expense
of any shopping trips and building alterations he might - or might not - want
to make. Clearly, if one is considering the use of feng shui on any new
house, it is better to start thinking about it from the drawing-board stage. Interestingly
enough, almost all Chris' assumed 'problem areas' could be balanced out by swapping
the designation of the lower level rooms with those of the middle level rooms.
It was deemed that if Chris were to do this, great health benefits would ensue.
But best of all, perhaps, is that those pesky cold beers would be right where
they belong; near the kitchen. Cheers! |